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Thursday, January 27, 2005

'Congratulations', Dubya!

Glen Bosiwang and his alter egos wish to 'congratulate' President Bush for receiving his first Razzie Nomination for Worst Actor in Fahrenheit 9/11. Kudos to Secretary of State-designate Condoleezza Rice and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld for their worst supporting roles as well! Although it is not uttered by Bush himself, Glen and his associates know that he would say something like this in his mind: "I wish to thank you all, including the Golden Rasberry Foundation, for giving me tremendous support and all I ever wish is to stop Michael Moore's propaganda documentary from ever achieving its 'insane goals' to dethrone me! Good thing that I am reelected for the second time, I will accept this award (!!!) as long as Fahrenheit 9/11 doesn't receive any Oscar awards and Moore's overall plan has failed. Once again, thank you and God bless America!" Great speech, Mr. President!

In other news, Michael Moore is extremely p***ed off with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for not giving his documentary any Oscar nominations. Despite his efforts to dethrone Bush and telling the American public the realization of Dubya's so-called 'evil' plans (which almost paid off by collecting more than US$200 in the US box-office), the overall strategy is all in vain in the last instant. When heard of this terrible news, Michael Moore goes face to face with the Academy, once again uses his famous gesture, this time criticizing its members for associating themselves with the Bush administration. "Shame on you, Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences! Shame on you all for listening to Bush's lies and not giving my masterpiece a chance to beat these crappy movies (referring to the ones that are nominated for Best Picture and so on). Shame on you Bush for manipulating their minds and even forcing them to put Fahrenheit aside from getting nominated even once! Shame on your *#$&%$*$%...!!!" Due to his harsh remarks, Moore is booed by the Academy members before throwing him out of the building!

P.S. While none of these actually takes part, they all represent alternative situations that could have happenend if such matters were taken to the extreme! On other hand, they are completely fictitious and only created for your enjoyment! Thank you for reading!

- Glen and the rest of his alter egos


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